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[IT'S THE NIGHT OF DAY . . . okay that doesn't work here

but it's night, and someone's at ~Shuri Oak's~ window]

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You're the one who said you would.

Did you say it so I would?

Yyyyyyyes? I forgot.

Oh. . . . I wanna but I'm married . . . Shuri can be . . . my mistress!

[draping on, though]

If I'm your mistress then I also want mistress...es.

Ugh, fine, I guess. It's so annoying.

Does that mean you'll kiss me or not.

Don't--don't ask me to because I really want to so bad--

...Okay...

But it's bad if we do right? Ugh . . .

Yeah prrroobably it's always been bad before.

[whines pathetically] Ughhh! Were you really thinking about it too? Now I am.

Well yeah because you've been talking about it so much of course I think of it...

Oh, I guess it'd be better if we stopped talking about it?

Yes duh!!

Well fine I didn't think about it before! I didn't think of that so shut up!

You're so bad at this!

I don't know shit about it! You're the one who's all used to it!

I know! It's times like this I know I must be really good at it because you're soooo awful.

I'm really fucking good at not kissing you because I not kissed you for over a year now. Hey when there's mistletoe come find me?

No way, I thought it was when there was mistletoe then don't come find you because it's bad! You're so bad at this.

It's bad but it's less bad than drunk I think! It's like most bad is just coming to your room and making out with you for no reason? Then next is drunk and next is mistletoe and last is like if it would save your life or something that'd be okay.

I did that once with Hakuren because of the poison...

What??

I kissed him so that we wouldn't die!!