ITP: MOST AWKWARD NOAH

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[later that evening, someone is looking for Jasdero]

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If it did probably almost none of this would've happened . . .

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...Hee!! Dero is confused a little.

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--You can, uh, ask me stuff.

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...Dero doesn't know what to ask! Hee!!

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I didn't think so . . .

. . . Was it Cross?

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...Hee!! [Just buries his face in his hands, he doesn't think it's possible to get more embarrassed than this.]

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Shit . . . what is it about him??

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Hee!! Dero doesn't know what to say! [Face is still in his hands, he won't even look at Devit.]

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It's just, I don't get it, he's not even that hot, and he's such an asshole, but people fall all over his cock and maybe if he dyed his hair and shaved that ugly-ass beard off . . . !

--Sorry! I mean this isn't directed at you!

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[He's quiet for a minute, and then he all but whispers.] ...Dero likes his hair! Hee!! And... [Shutting himself up about that now.]

...Dero isn't mad! Hee!!

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His hair would be better blond . . . and what?

[genuinely curious]

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Dero likes it red. Dero has golden hair, Cross can have red hair. Hee!! ...Dero likes that it's long, and soft. And Dero likes Cross's arms, Dero liked it when Cross held him. And...

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Holy shit, this is so weird, that's enough--

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...Devit asked! Hee!! [Face. It's back hiding behind those hands again.]

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I know but I overestimated how much I could listen to you talking about Cross being like some romance novel hero! Like the cover of one of Shuri's books!

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Dero didn't talk about him like that. Dero just said what he liked! Hee!!

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I didn't mean--look, it's not your fault . . . wouldn't you get weirded out if I told you all about how much I want to suck Hakuren's dick or something?

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...[You can almost hear the crickets.]

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Dero won't talk about it again. Dero doesn't want Devit to be weirded out. Hee!!

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[that got the point across . . . ]

It's fine, it's fine! I asked! I was curious! But now I know!

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Devit knows... Hee!!

...Dero didn't mean to like him.

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--I know. I'm not mad at you.

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Dero is glad. Dero worries. Hee!!

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Oi, don't worry about that! You worry too much! I'm not ever gonna stop being okay with you. We're the Bonds, that's beyond everything!

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Dero can't help it. But Dero will try not to worry anymore! Hee!!