I still don't have a "blowjob icon"

[halfcocked]

So I fell into the legendary Wikitrap and ended up in some interesting areas.


<Devit> Annette Schwarz, a German actress, has taken deep throat to new extremes demonstrating the ability to not only deepthroat the largest of penises, but to insert the testicles in her mouth at the same time, in addition to being able to deepthroat two penises at once.
<Matsumoto> ...
<Gongji> :O
<Tezuka[YOUGOTGAME]> ................
<Devit> as of now Devit has ICly read this article
<Vaan> asdfghgfdsx
<Matsumoto> HAHAHA DEVIT XD
<Devit> whether or not that will ever come up in play is irrelevant
<Horus> ....I'm having trouble picturing the logistics of deepthroating two at once
<Devit> Actually he probably has done that.
<Devit> Just like gone to Wiki one night and put in a bunch of stuff
<Horus> ......devit's deepthroated two at once?
<Matsumoto> maybe if they were small penises.
<Devit> --no.
<Vaan> devit's deepthr--
<Matsumoto> ... hadfjska
<Horus> ...yes but what about hips
<Devit> No USED WIKI TO--NO!
<Devit> SHUT UP NO

<Vaan> AHAHAHAHAHA
<Matsumoto> are you sure
<Devit> rerfhgjn
<Matsumoto> maybe he tried
<Matsumoto> with like a popsicle
<Vaan> GAVE IT A VALIANT EFFORT
<Devit> omg sob
<Gongji> bananas!
<Devit> NOT TWO AT ONCE, AT LEAST
<Vaan> and then he cried
<Vaan> because he choked
<Devit> 5tu4fyghujnmikr7etbuy,lythnjmk
<Vaan> on the bananas
<Horus> "HEY DERO WATCH THIS"
<Devit> also because MANY PEOPLE SHED TEARS--¹
* Horus was kicked by Devit (NO)
* Horus has joined #cfudbadfic
<Matsumoto> HAHAH
<Horus> ... 8D
* Vaan cackles

<Devit> there's a porn star named Mika Tan
<Devit> Notable Gonzo pornography directors
<Vaan> .....mika tan
<Vaan> i'm texting this info to mika
<Vaan> right now
<Matsumoto> let us know what she says
<Devit> Mika Tan (born on November 27, 1977[2]) is an American fetish model (BDSM/DS/pantyhose fetish) and pornographic actress model of Asian descent.
<Devit> sob pantyhose

<Matsumoto> If Devit were interested in women, he should go to boodpedia.
<Devit> I live with Chizu-nee that's like live action Boobpedia
<Vaan> touche

¹ Most people also shed tears while deepthroating. "Deep Throat in Pornographic Film." Wikipedia. 20 Oct. 2008. 09 Nov. 2008 <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_throat_in_pornographic_film>


ETA: I HATE YOU ALL


<Biz> so guys if you ever need to know anything about deepthroating two penises at once
<Biz> ask devit
* Biz POINTS AT THE EXPERT.
<Graham> ...
<Edward> rewindow
<Ari> ...
<Ari> So talented, Devit!
<Biz> (B):
<Edward> i hate myself, but i am now trying to figure out how the hell the angles would work
<Biz> There is apparently a porn store who made it work.
<Biz> Tim Gunn would be so proud.
<Edward> wow.
<Devit> WHAT I WAS AFK WHAT
<Devit> I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT BIZ!
<Vaan> 8D
<Tot> NEVER DONE THAT... YET
<Vaan> ARE YOU SURE
<Devit> YES I AM SURE
<Tot> O RLY
<Biz> DEVIT BUT HOW DO THE ANGLES WORK
<Vaan> YOU'RE CLEARLY KNOWLEDGABLE ON THIS SUBJECT
<Tot> COULD YOU DEEPTHROAT CLASPERS?
<Devit> 54tugyhunjmk omg
<Vaan> :D
<Vaan> wlu
<AJ[ACTIONMOVIE]> Squalo x Devit?
<Vaan> yes
<Devit> NO I am so abused
<Vaan> it's a loving kind of abuse
<Nishi> Nah, Devit is TOTALLY a virgin, this is all moot
* Nishi nods solemnly
<Ari> I bet he practices tho, Nishi.
<Ari> On bananas and cucumbers.
<Devit> I refuse to go into that subject that's beside the point
<Vaan> and popsicles
<Ari> .....no really, I bet he really really does.
* Hakuren has joined #campfuckudie
<Devit> . . .
<Vaan> --WHAT TIMING
<Devit> Just shut up.
<Nishi> ... HI HAKUREN
<Vaan> AHAHAHAHAHA
<Devit> Just. Shut up
<Hakuren> HI.
<Devit> in advance