Devit

ON THE SUBJECT OF LOVELESS KITTY TRANSFORMATIONS:


<Genis> ... I need to remember to have husky try to lick himself
<Devit> . . . awww yeah
<Kuroyurish> ... is that ... cannibalism
<Devit> you should like
<Genis> POSSIBLY
<Devit> do that as a post, and then the next post is a hospital post for everyone who threw out their back
<Genis> j;lkjfds HAHA
<Kuroyurish> jkldh
<Devit> (what I actually pictured can't be properly expressed in a post but it involved Husky doing that and then like, a closeup of Devit watching him, and then a quick cut to an ambulance speeding through camp)
<Genis> kjdf
<Kuroyurish> i laughed out loud i hate you
<Devit> YOU PICTURED IT DIDN'T YOU
* Kuroyurish TAKES OUT SKETCHBOOK -- okay no
<Kuroyurish> :(
<Devit> TIMING!
<Kuroyurish> see i imagined devit making this like
<Kuroyurish> '^' face
<Devit> HA HA SOB
<Devit> I'm posting that on his journal now

On the subject of unicorngasms:

<Misa> See this analogy was already retarded but when you try to apply it to male orgasms it just falls apart entirely
<Hakuren> --oh but they did
<Misa> yes, yes they did
<Devit> the male orgasm is a seagull
<Hakuren> HE HAS A UNICORN WHILE SHE GIVES HIM A BLOWJOB
<Devit> Totally commonplace and in inappropriate locations
<Devit> HAHAHAHA WHAT
<Misa> Hahahaha Tmoo
<Hakuren> http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1194114.html?thread=193605762#t193605762 CHECK IT
<Misa> or a pigeon

<Devit> god this excerpt from his pov
<Devit> I thought it was a parody
<Hakuren> Oh no
<Devit> because it sounds like something Devit would write
<Hakuren> I think the fic shifts POV like the books do--Devit.
<Devit> WHAT! IT'S THE SWEARING
<Misa> TOTAL PRIDE FUCK
<Devit> It's a little too literate for Devit and there's no "cock" though so.
<Hakuren> If you use unicorn as a euphenism, I'm-- not sleeping with you in AU.
<Devit> I WOULD NEVER
<Devit> I'D USE SOMETHING MORE BADASS
<Devit> LIKE A SHARK
<Hakuren> ......
<Misa> SUCK MY DIIIIIICK, GIVE ME A SHAAAAAARK
<Devit> ewrtcgvbjh nm,.
<Devit> misa i
<Hakuren> . . . . . . .
<Devit> i love you
<Devit> omg
<Hakuren> s-sob
<Devit> I have to post this just for that
<Misa> And I love you all, which is why I share these thoughts
<Misa> "Mmmm yeah man me and Hakuren did it last night and had velociraptors like FIVE TIMES"
<Hakuren> ...............................................................................
<Devit> tcghbj nm,.
* Hakuren has no part in this
<Devit> tfvgbnhahhahahhaha
<Devit> oh it hurts
<Devit> it hurts so much!!

So I fell into the legendary Wikitrap and ended up in some interesting areas.


<Devit> Annette Schwarz, a German actress, has taken deep throat to new extremes demonstrating the ability to not only deepthroat the largest of penises, but to insert the testicles in her mouth at the same time, in addition to being able to deepthroat two penises at once.
<Matsumoto> ...
<Gongji> :O
<Tezuka[YOUGOTGAME]> ................
<Devit> as of now Devit has ICly read this article
<Vaan> asdfghgfdsx
<Matsumoto> HAHAHA DEVIT XD
<Devit> whether or not that will ever come up in play is irrelevant
<Horus> ....I'm having trouble picturing the logistics of deepthroating two at once
<Devit> Actually he probably has done that.
<Devit> Just like gone to Wiki one night and put in a bunch of stuff
<Horus> ......devit's deepthroated two at once?
<Matsumoto> maybe if they were small penises.
<Devit> --no.
<Vaan> devit's deepthr--
<Matsumoto> ... hadfjska
<Horus> ...yes but what about hips
<Devit> No USED WIKI TO--NO!
<Devit> SHUT UP NO

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¹ Most people also shed tears while deepthroating. "Deep Throat in Pornographic Film." Wikipedia. 20 Oct. 2008. 09 Nov. 2008 <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_throat_in_pornographic_film>


ETA: I HATE YOU ALL

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