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ON THE SUBJECT OF LOVELESS KITTY TRANSFORMATIONS:

<Genis> ... I need to remember to have husky try to lick himself
<Devit> . . . awww yeah
<Kuroyurish> ... is that ... cannibalism
<Devit> you should like
<Genis> POSSIBLY
<Devit> do that as a post, and then the next post is a hospital post for everyone who threw out their back
<Genis> j;lkjfds HAHA
<Kuroyurish> jkldh
<Devit> (what I actually pictured can't be properly expressed in a post but it involved Husky doing that and then like, a closeup of Devit watching him, and then a quick cut to an ambulance speeding through camp)
<Genis> kjdf
<Kuroyurish> i laughed out loud i hate you
<Devit> YOU PICTURED IT DIDN'T YOU
* Kuroyurish TAKES OUT SKETCHBOOK -- okay no
<Kuroyurish> :(
<Devit> TIMING!
<Kuroyurish> see i imagined devit making this like
<Kuroyurish> '^' face
<Devit> HA HA SOB
<Devit> I'm posting that on his journal now

devit is easily avoided with system 96

<Shuri> what is system 96 I wonder
<Keiichi> ......
<Hakuren> System 96 ...
<Chris^Cleric> Do I dare google
<Devit> You don't need to know what it is |<
<Devit> IT'S A SECRET
<Shuri> :<
<Shuri> MEANIE
<Chris^Cleric> Is it glass
<Hakuren> Should we invest in it if I ever break up with him--
<Shuri> I'M investing in it NOW

<Devit> I feel like someone should discover, like, an item in camp called System 96
<Shuri> :D
<Devit> and if they use it while near Devit they turn invisible
<Shuri> ... AWESOME
<Devit> |<

<Devit> http://www.system96.com/Pages/WhySystem96.html
<Devit> Multi-fire devit resistance
<Chris^Cleric> Hmm Mul - yes
<Hakuren> .........
<Shuri> wh-what
<Chris^Cleric> System 96 endures this punishment with unsurpassed resistance to devitrification
<Chris^Cleric> WHAT IS DEVITRIFICATION
<Shuri> apparently devitrification is a condition in the firing process of fused glass
* Hakuren gets into it on accident--
<Devit> D8
* Devit CAN'T FIND HAKUREN!
<Shuri> whereby the surface of the glass develops a whitish scum
* Hakuren IS RIGHT HERE :(
<Devit> BUT I DO--
<Devit> . . .
<Devit> sob
<Hakuren> ...
<Shuri> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devitrification
<Devit> http://www.siliconfolly.com/cgi-bin/forum/fusing/follyfusing.pl?noframes;read=6627
<Shuri> Once devit has occurred, there are techniques that can be attempted to fix it, with varying degrees of success.
<Devit> yrtrvbjhn
<Devit> omggg
<Hakuren> ...
<Shuri> I'm loving this
<Shuri> IN MOST CASES DEVITRIFICATION IS CONSIDERED A NUISANCE
<Devit> Devit spray can be purchased to apply to the surfaces of the glass pieces prior to firing which is supposed to help prevent devitrification, however there is disagreement over the long term effectiveness of this solution and whether it should be used as a substitute for proper firing techniques.
<Devit> DEVIT SPRAY
* Shuri sprays devit
<Hakuren> ...
<Devit> 9yiuk,l!!
<Chris^Cleric> Is this a euphemism to DEVIT USE A FUKKIN KLEENEX ?
<Devit> NO SHUT UP

<Devit> Also Shuri
<Devit> Devit might be procuring a potion from Kouryuu to use on you someday, when things are less srs
<Shuri> ...
<Devit> That would make you chibi and hilarious.
* Shuri system 96's
<Devit> NO!
<Shuri> MEANIE
<Devit> AHHHHH NOT SYSTEM 96
<Shuri> so is system 96 a type of devit spray
<Devit> I think it's a kind of glass?
<Shuri> oh wait no. yeah.
<Devit> that resists devit
<Shuri> I never knew I would learn so much about glass in this way
<Devit> So in my mind it's like, a little glass vial
<Devit> that Ichijou will find
<Shuri> :D
<Devit> maybe the Medicine Seller should sell them.

On the subject of unicorngasms:

<Misa> See this analogy was already retarded but when you try to apply it to male orgasms it just falls apart entirely
<Hakuren> --oh but they did
<Misa> yes, yes they did
<Devit> the male orgasm is a seagull
<Hakuren> HE HAS A UNICORN WHILE SHE GIVES HIM A BLOWJOB
<Devit> Totally commonplace and in inappropriate locations
<Devit> HAHAHAHA WHAT
<Misa> Hahahaha Tmoo
<Hakuren> http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1194114.html?thread=193605762#t193605762 CHECK IT
<Misa> or a pigeon

<Devit> god this excerpt from his pov
<Devit> I thought it was a parody
<Hakuren> Oh no
<Devit> because it sounds like something Devit would write
<Hakuren> I think the fic shifts POV like the books do--Devit.
<Devit> WHAT! IT'S THE SWEARING
<Misa> TOTAL PRIDE FUCK
<Devit> It's a little too literate for Devit and there's no "cock" though so.
<Hakuren> If you use unicorn as a euphenism, I'm-- not sleeping with you in AU.
<Devit> I WOULD NEVER
<Devit> I'D USE SOMETHING MORE BADASS
<Devit> LIKE A SHARK
<Hakuren> ......
<Misa> SUCK MY DIIIIIICK, GIVE ME A SHAAAAAARK
<Devit> ewrtcgvbjh nm,.
<Devit> misa i
<Hakuren> . . . . . . .
<Devit> i love you
<Devit> omg
<Hakuren> s-sob
<Devit> I have to post this just for that
<Misa> And I love you all, which is why I share these thoughts
<Misa> "Mmmm yeah man me and Hakuren did it last night and had velociraptors like FIVE TIMES"
<Hakuren> ...............................................................................
<Devit> tcghbj nm,.
* Hakuren has no part in this
<Devit> tfvgbnhahhahahhaha
<Devit> oh it hurts
<Devit> it hurts so much!!

NEW ICON SET COMPLETE o/

eta ONE HOUR LATER LJ HAS ALREADY FORCED ME TO REUPLOAD ONE OF THEM

eta 2

( biz no )

So I fell into the legendary Wikitrap and ended up in some interesting areas.

<Devit> Annette Schwarz, a German actress, has taken deep throat to new extremes demonstrating the ability to not only deepthroat the largest of penises, but to insert the testicles in her mouth at the same time, in addition to being able to deepthroat two penises at once.
<Matsumoto> ...
<Gongji> :O
<Tezuka[YOUGOTGAME]> ................
<Devit> as of now Devit has ICly read this article
<Vaan> asdfghgfdsx
<Matsumoto> HAHAHA DEVIT XD
<Devit> whether or not that will ever come up in play is irrelevant
<Horus> ....I'm having trouble picturing the logistics of deepthroating two at once
<Devit> Actually he probably has done that.
<Devit> Just like gone to Wiki one night and put in a bunch of stuff
<Horus> ......devit's deepthroated two at once?
<Matsumoto> maybe if they were small penises.
<Devit> --no.
<Vaan> devit's deepthr--
<Matsumoto> ... hadfjska
<Horus> ...yes but what about hips
<Devit> No USED WIKI TO--NO!
<Devit> SHUT UP NO

( YOU LOVE IT GO )

¹ Most people also shed tears while deepthroating. "Deep Throat in Pornographic Film." Wikipedia. 20 Oct. 2008. 09 Nov. 2008 <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_throat_in_pornographic_film>

ETA: I HATE YOU ALL

( ESPECIALLY BIZ! )

Current Music: Le Tigre - I'm So Excited (THANKS ITUNES, THANKS)

SOMETIMES I FORGET THINGS ARE REGIONAL

<Devit> Hahaha Hakuren I always forget Devil's Night is a regional thing but. THEY'RE FROM AMERICA, WHO SAYS THEY'RE NOT FROM DETROIT.
<Sora> Hahahaha IT TOOK ME A MOMENT TO REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS XD
* Sora pets Devit
<Devit> I didn't even know it wasn't all over the country until like, a few years ago.
<Castor> ... devil's night?
<Sora> When I first read it, I thought you meant like, All Saint's Day or something, and was like "... ?" and then I remembered. XD
<Devit> In Detroit/nearby regions (I don't know if it originated here, I AM WIKING IT NOW)
<Devit> The night before Halloween is Devil's Night
<Devit> --yes it did originate here!
<Devit> It's the night when people go around uh. Doing bad shit.
<Devit> Vandalism mostly
<Devit> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Night
<Ryou|appeninstuff> that shit had better not spread over here this weekend is going to be terrible enough
<Devit> After a brutal Devil's Night in 1994, then new mayor Dennis Archer promised city residents arson would not be tolerated.
<Castor> ohhh.
<Devit> I LOVE MY HOMETOWN!
<Ryou|appeninstuff> w-wow
<Ryou|appeninstuff> your mayor just got busted didn't he Tmoo
<Devit> so apparently my headcanon is that Devit is from Detroit now--this kind of makes sense to me
<Sora> I've heard about it in the past, but yeah. XD
<Devit> lol yeah
<Ryou|appeninstuff> . . . It kinda does yeah
<Devit> for like the millionth time I don't even know what he did this time
<Sora> He'd love Devil's Night. |D

The best thing is that looking at the Wiki, the tradition didn't start until the 1930s or so, but breakdance originated in the 1970s and so I have no reason to feel guilty about Devit having experienced Devil's Night before.

ETA

<Devit> You know Watari, hilariously
<Devit> Philadelphia is another of the cities that I sort of headcanon that Devit might be from
<Watari> XD
<Devit> IN MY HEADCANON Jasdevi is from a large city east of the Mississippi but not New York
<Watari> Philadelphia works! As does Baltimore, really
<Devit> SOMEPLACE WITH A LOT OF CRIME LOL
<Watari> ...yeah
<Watari> Philly works :/
<Ryou|appeninstuff> Baltimore also works
<Devit> and Detroit hahahah sob
* Devit edits this into the entry so Jasdero can see tomorrow

ETA 2 ( more IRC speculation on Jasdevi pre-Noah )

DEVIT GOES DOWN ON A GIRL: THE RETURN OF THE SON OF THE CLITORIS'S GHOST

<Morrolan|Study> ...Hey, Devit.
<Morrolan|Study> Remember how we were speculating on how Devit would need one of those mining helmets?
<Devit> sob yes
<Morrolan|Study> If he ever had sex with a girl?
<Devit> YES OTL
<Morrolan|Study> Well.
<Morrolan|Study> http://www.sextoyparty.com/orsexlifi.html
<Devit> rebhmkl,trvybghjnmklryugijkl;
<Shuri> HAHAHAHA
<Morrolan|Study> LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE

<Devit> So I was thinking like
<Devit> "You know, Devit likes Hakuren so much that he could probably actually get it up for female!Hakuren"
<Devit> "That's pretty amazing"
<Devit> But then I realized that neither of them would know what to do.
<Devit> "What feels good for a chick?" "How should I know!" "You ARE a chick, moron!" "Not usually!"
<Hakuren> ...
<Hakuren> That would be kind of hilarious too
<Devit> We'd BOTH need the helmets with the lights.
<Devit> "OKAY, TELL ME WHEN"
<Hakuren> "MY LEFT, NOT YOURS."
<Teito> .......
<Devit> "HOT OR COLD"
<Hakuren> "OW."
<Devit> "Guess that's cold . . . "
<Teito> hot...hotter... COLD FREEZING OW FROSTBITE
<Hakuren> sob
<Devit> drfvbn hahahaha
* Devit posts it on LJ
* Teito whaps Devit, no vajayjay for you

THANKS KIRA

BEST PRODUCT LINK EVER

[makes a new tag in this journal]

DEVIT GOES DOWN ON A GIRL

<Devit> Again, even if he were straight. He just. Never would. And if he did he would suck.
<Sora> ... yeaaaaaaaah.
<Devit> She'd be all FOR FUCK'S SAKE GET OUT OF THERE
<Devit> "But I think I found--" "NO YOU DIDN'T"
<Sora> If Devit were straight, he'd be more -- sort of the wham-bam-fuck-you-ma'am type.
<Devit> YES HE WOULD
<Devit> amusingly he wouldn't be like that with a guy
<Teito|scrubs> pfft
<Sora> WOULD HE BE BETTER WITH A GUY
<Devit> women just don't register to him in the same way, so he wouldn't--care.
<Devit> HE WOULD, YES
<Morrolan> I have this hideous image of Devit with a flashlight and an anatomy text.
<Devit> yugyuhjmXDDD
<Morrolan> Which I felt it necessary to share.
<Morrolan> "I KNOW IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE"
<Sora> HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS
<Devit> One of those light helmets
<Sora> HE CAN POINT IT OUT ON THE DOLL
<Sora> That'd be adorable
<Morrolan> "ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANYTHING ANYTIME SOON, I'M GETTING BORED"

Someone kick me to do an essay and a relationship meme soon okay |<

IN THE MEANTIME:

( DIE CROSS DIE )

( more Jasdevi PM brainshit. on why he split, why he's so lonely and needy, why he hates God, Noah's Flood History, how they complement one another and view themselves )

<Amada^Ken> I somehow cannot imagine Kanda would take well to pregnancy
<Amada^Ken> (...do I even want to know who Kanda's babydaddy is?)
<Devit> I'M ACTUALLY NOT SURE
<Gale> it's Cross, clearly
<Devit> It might never hae been revealed
<Ryuuken> (I didn't try to find out)
<Gale> NO WAIT
<Gale> IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS
<Gale> IT'S RINALI
<Devit> HAHAHAH
<Amada^Ken> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Devit> There's a pregnant Rinali too.
<Devit> So maybe they IMPREGNATED EACH OTHER.
<Gale> TOTALLY
<Gale> BECAUSE
<Gale> THAT'S HOW
<Gale> PREGNANT THINGS
<Ryuuken> This is so much with the not sense making
<Gale> WORK!!!!
<Aya[zzz]> ....
<Devit> that is how babehs are made
<Aya[zzz]> .adsfsakjHAHAHAHA
<Devit> FOR EXORCISTS!
<Gale> how are they made for Noahs?
<Aya[zzz]> See and I'm just worried when my sims end up getting pregnant that something's wrong. BUT AT LEAST IT'S A BOY KNOCKING UP A GIRL :(
<Aya[zzz]> unless it's an alien knocking up a boy
<Devit> Ticky puts them inside you manually.
<Gale> XD
<Devit> oh man
<Devit> I'd love to see a fic like that
<Aya[zzz]> Ticky can run his own backyard fertility clinic
<Gale> That. I'm reminded of an IRC log I have somewhere.
<Gale> I seem to remember this conversation.
<Devit> If Ticky and Mukuro joined forces . . .
<Gale> http://holymanwhore.livejournal.com/5669.html FOUND IT
<Devit> Mukuro could give anyone an illusory uterus
<Devit> And Ticky could put a baby in it
<Gale> sdefjfgre

( NOOOO OOOOONE PMs LIKE JASDEVI~ )

<Mika> Ceiling Jasdero
<Devit> wut
<Mika> I don't know, it just popped into my head
<Devit> DEVIT IS HORRIFIED BY THAT POSSIBILITY
<Devit> He's always worried that Jasdero will like, follow him someday
<Mika> that's why Devit can't fap. jasdero is always there. watching. :( except he's the most unknowing ceiling person ever
<Devit> "I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK IN A MINUTE AHHHHH"
<Mika> sob
<Devit> And Jasdero would be like . . .
<Devit> DEVI
<Devit> DEVI ARE YOU OKAY
<Devit> WHAT'S WRONG
<Devit> ARE YOU HURT
<Devit> "trftgulkujmko;l"
<Aeris[kabob]> ...
<Mika> And then the commotion would cause the other Noah to come see what the problem was...
<Devit> Devi I heard you talking to yourself didn't you know I wasn't here
<Devit> sob yes
<Devit> you were swearing a lot :< what's wrong Devit
* Devit MY LIIIIIIFE
<Mika> s-sob

ETA

<Devit> Devit totally like
<Devit> GOES OUT . . . SOMETIMES . . . JUST FOR A FEW MINUTES . . . DON'T FOLLOW ME
<Jasdero> HAHA
<Jasdero> Jasdero probably sits there for like. thirty seconds. and then follows him because wtf where did you gooo
<Jasdero> thirty seconds on a good day!
* Devit sobs XD

<Nishi> so in other words, Devit's never successfully gotten off ever.
<Devit> Hey I was here alone for three weeks. Three . . . wonderful weeks . . .
<Devit> ;;
<Mika> ....lol

<Jasdero> what do you need ten minutes for? :o
<Devit> Nuuuuhh . . . nothing . . .
<Jasdero> So then you don't need ten minutes?
<Devit> No I, I do! I just have to go. Talk to someone . . .
<Jasdero> ....like who >:
<Devit> . . . Mika?
<Jasdero> Can I come \o/??
<Devit> apparently I can't ._.