I POP LIKE 16 LIONS

[halfcocked]

On the subject of unicorngasms:

<Misa> See this analogy was already retarded but when you try to apply it to male orgasms it just falls apart entirely
<Hakuren> --oh but they did
<Misa> yes, yes they did
<Devit> the male orgasm is a seagull
<Hakuren> HE HAS A UNICORN WHILE SHE GIVES HIM A BLOWJOB
<Devit> Totally commonplace and in inappropriate locations
<Devit> HAHAHAHA WHAT
<Misa> Hahahaha Tmoo
<Hakuren> http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1194114.html?thread=193605762#t193605762 CHECK IT
<Misa> or a pigeon

<Devit> god this excerpt from his pov
<Devit> I thought it was a parody
<Hakuren> Oh no
<Devit> because it sounds like something Devit would write
<Hakuren> I think the fic shifts POV like the books do--Devit.
<Devit> WHAT! IT'S THE SWEARING
<Misa> TOTAL PRIDE FUCK
<Devit> It's a little too literate for Devit and there's no "cock" though so.
<Hakuren> If you use unicorn as a euphenism, I'm-- not sleeping with you in AU.
<Devit> I WOULD NEVER
<Devit> I'D USE SOMETHING MORE BADASS
<Devit> LIKE A SHARK
<Hakuren> ......
<Misa> SUCK MY DIIIIIICK, GIVE ME A SHAAAAAARK
<Devit> ewrtcgvbjh nm,.
<Devit> misa i
<Hakuren> . . . . . . .
<Devit> i love you
<Devit> omg
<Hakuren> s-sob
<Devit> I have to post this just for that
<Misa> And I love you all, which is why I share these thoughts
<Misa> "Mmmm yeah man me and Hakuren did it last night and had velociraptors like FIVE TIMES"
<Hakuren> ...............................................................................
<Devit> tcghbj nm,.
* Hakuren has no part in this
<Devit> tfvgbnhahhahahhaha
<Devit> oh it hurts
<Devit> it hurts so much!!

Comments

[very-verydanger.livejournal.com]

SOMEONE SAID UNICORN

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

OH JESUS I FORGOT

[climaxinside.livejournal.com]

HOW CAN YOU FORGET

IT'S ALL UNICORNY

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

BOOZE

[climaxinside.livejournal.com]

You cannot drink away unicorn magic.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I want that on my GRAVE.

[climaxinside.livejournal.com]

I will see what I can have arranged.

[gimmeplzgimme.livejournal.com]

...

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

OH SHIT SON

[not-an-xman.livejournal.com]

......that keyword hurt me.

[gimmeplzgimme.livejournal.com]

Mission accomplished.

[schadenfighter.livejournal.com]

c-can't breathe

[this-is-theway.livejournal.com]

I'M DYING OVER HERE

[this-is-theway.livejournal.com]

... P.S. this clearly needs to be a srs poll

[ovoretherainbow.livejournal.com]

Now I keep picturing hungry velociraptors eating you and Hakuren after you're exhausted with sex.

[chibimazoku.livejournal.com]

???

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

. . .

. . . I JUST HAD AN ALLEN WALKER.

[chibimazoku.livejournal.com]

I live to serve.

[asthecrow-flies.livejournal.com]

v-velociraptors