AW YEAH

Jan. 4th, 2011 12:53 am
halfcocked: (I'm helping!)


PARTY IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING JOURNAL!







except for how I am about to go to bed because I have my 90-day review at work in the morning shut up life decisions

why

Dec. 25th, 2010 04:49 pm
halfcocked: (I gotta lot of those heartaches)
Okay guys prepare for pain. I know I am. I am starting this at 1:30 PM, let's see how many hours it takes me of starting and stopping to actually fill out this whole thing baw.

PLAYER STATS MEME, WHY AM I EVEN DOING THIS oh right because I do want a updated record of this sure

32 APPS GO UNDER THE CUT . . .  )

I've played here HOW long? 2,035 days.
Overall Comment Count: oh Christ uh ~273,636 HOLY SHIT WHAT NO!
Average Comments Per Day: 134
Shortest Kept: pretty sure it was Makie!
Longest Kept: Chisame! I FORGET DATES OKAY
Most Played: Devit (98,704) or Tomo (85,979 with more of those in CFUD proper)
Least Played: Karin and Remiel (224)
Highest Percentage: Yamazaki, Viper, Keroro, Kanako, Tomo #2, Iono, Envy #2 (100%)
Lowest Percentage: Shirley #2 (83%)
Number of successful apps: 32/32



P.S. IT'S ALMOST 5 PM
halfcocked: ([HEEEERE'S NOAH])
I keep mentioning that I am going to essay on Devit and recent happenings.

But I seriously don't even know where to start, or whether anyone cares. AKITO ASKED IN HER MEME, so I answered her, giving her the Cliff Notes version of what's been going down with him in the past two months. YOU CAN SEE THAT HERE.

So there is that. And if anyone has questions, GO ON AND ASK. I love questions! If anyone actually cares about these ~wacky developments~ then fire away and I will mini-essay at you about what happened and how and why. Likewise, if you have crit for me about anything past or present, you can do that here or in my crit post and we can talk. WHATEVER, WE COOL. I just, sob, I can't even fathom writing a whole essay about all of this because it would start pushing 10,000 words and just no.

The thing about all of this is that the motivations are like, AMAZINGLY SIMPLE, all of them, and that is sort of the breakthrough that Devit himself had that led to all of it: he finally realized that what he needs and wants in his life is to DO WHAT HE WANTS, BE LOVED, AND HAVE PEOPLE SEE HIM A CERTAIN WAY, and that it's actually very easy for him to take steps to make sure that happens, and the stuff that's been going on all leads to that. He has pretty much been stripping away his own guilt and issues and saying FUCK YOU to the baggage he's had for a couple years now. SO THAT'S NICE FOR HIM, and if you want to know more about it, LAY IT ON ME o/
halfcocked: (y'see I gotta go out in this car)
So basically Heavy Shit is going down in the other journal post and I'm probably going to have a big fat essay to do on it when it's done with but it's not done with yet and I'm sitting here like BUT THE ESSAY! I WANT TO ESSAY! HOW CAN I WAIT ON ESSAYING!?

So have a miniessay on something about Devit that comes up in camp a LOT and which isn't him disowning his family, but I've been meaning to ramble about it for a while anyway.

ON DEVIT BEING A BIG FAT HYPOCRITE )


DO I GET A FREE PASS OUT OF ESSAYING ON CURRENT EVENTS NOW :B

8D

Mar. 7th, 2010 08:05 pm
halfcocked: (zz slaps Ticky with a large trout)
HEY GUYS

So Tyki is an awesome soul and is coloring sum Devit icons, and we were having fun messing with the skintone trying to get it right (PROTIP: EVEN HOSHINO APPARENTLY CANNOT DO THIS CONSISTENTLY). In a fit of love she produced this.

CUT FOR A PIC THAT IS NOT THAT BIG )

Now I have been thinking for some time that what Devit really needs is a new profile pic. I thought to myself, "Maybe I should use this one! But WAIT! I could make it even better!"

With BLINGEE.

Then I thought to myself, "But DOUBLE WAIT! Why resign myself to my own limited reserves of creativity when I could tap the CFUD playerbase?"

So I offer you the DEVIT'S AMAZING PROFILE contest. Blingee the FUCK out of that picture, in the worst ways you can, and I will choose the MOST CHOICE BLINGEE MORSEL as his new profile pic. Your reward? Humiliating my character, and uh, I guess that's it, but isn't that worth it? I'll credit you too . . . if you want.
halfcocked: ([HEEEERE'S NOAH])
<Shuri> I AM NEVER ESSAYING ON SHURI AGAIN
<Shuri> I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY TOTAL COMBINED WORDCOUNT OF ESSAYS IS SOFAR
<Devit> I should do that
<Devit> just for Devit, though
<Shuri> we can have a battoru
* Devit GOES TO DO IT LOL
<Shuri> I would do it if you did.
<Devit> Let's do it.
<Shuri> :Db
<Devit> We have to use the same wordcounter
<Lance> HAHAHA
<Devit> let me pull it up
<Devit> there's one I like
<Shuri> okaaay
<Devit> http://www.wordcounttool.com/

MY ESSAYS TAG.

Excluding things like the titles of the sections of each essay, the Teito-centric essay because that was basically a relationship meme response, the meta-essay, opening notes, and omake! THE WORDCOUNT IS:

26,163.
halfcocked: (y'see I gotta go out in this car)
HAKUREN IS TOPPING ME INTO ESSAYING 8|

So fine. I love self-indulgent relationship stuff sob even though I still have other memes to get to. I WILL DO THAT THIS WEEKEND I PROMISE. She wrote an essay-thingie for me on Relationship Stuff and I did promise her to return fire, SO. She'll have something to read at work tomorrow and the rest of you can all totally ignore this, unless you're curious for God knows what reason. |D

A COUPLE OF LINKS FIRST: her essay is here. And Devit's first relationship meme reply for Hakuren is here. It's HUGELY LONG and explains a lot about how their relationship developed although I'll probably be sort of reiterating it here anyway. \o/

I'll have you know that this is the longest essay I've ever written. Those of you who've seen my essays before know exactly what that means.

IT MEANS DON'T CLICK THIS CUT. )


In the comments of her essay I told Hakuren that mine was going to end up being "like 5000 words long." It's actually 5,455.

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