halfcocked: (these shoes are $300!)
orz in the sexuality post thing I like . . . started in on Devit and then went. No this is going to be stupidly long, I should just write shit in his LJ. ACTUALLY I have been meaning to do a Sex Essay for like, a few months, and I NEVER DO IT and also no one cares but TO HELL WITH IT at this point I might as well |D having seen Dean's last night and then the srs poll today. And it's come up in crit/other essays before too. So.

Here is . . . stuff about Devit and sexuality and sex itself and the Bonds and such. I might just do this in bullet point format instead of as a REAL ESSAY because there's like, a lot of little snippets that I'm not sure I need to make coherent when it's stuff like "DEVIT LIKES SUCKING COCK" (true, but incidentally not discussed below). So . . . s-sex headcanon!? And a lot of this is like, relationship-stuff and camp development and the canon basis, but AS FOCUSED IN A PHYSICAL/SEXUAL WAY as opposed to "this is how Devit made friends."

Expandoh I knew you'd be surprised )


AND THAT IS THAT. I didn't go into like. His kinks or what he's like in bed or anything. Because you can just yeah. BUT IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS, WELL, YOU KNOW. \o/

SEQUEL

Sep. 24th, 2008 03:17 am
halfcocked: (umuuu.)
DEVIT GOES DOWN ON A GIRL: THE RETURN OF THE SON OF THE CLITORIS'S GHOST


<Morrolan|Study> ...Hey, Devit.
<Morrolan|Study> Remember how we were speculating on how Devit would need one of those mining helmets?
<Devit> sob yes
<Morrolan|Study> If he ever had sex with a girl?
<Devit> YES OTL
<Morrolan|Study> Well.
<Morrolan|Study> http://www.sextoyparty.com/orsexlifi.html
<Devit> rebhmkl,trvybghjnmklryugijkl;
<Shuri> HAHAHAHA
<Morrolan|Study> LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE


<Devit> So I was thinking like
<Devit> "You know, Devit likes Hakuren so much that he could probably actually get it up for female!Hakuren"
<Devit> "That's pretty amazing"
<Devit> But then I realized that neither of them would know what to do.
<Devit> "What feels good for a chick?" "How should I know!" "You ARE a chick, moron!" "Not usually!"
<Hakuren> ...
<Hakuren> That would be kind of hilarious too
<Devit> We'd BOTH need the helmets with the lights.
<Devit> "OKAY, TELL ME WHEN"
<Hakuren> "MY LEFT, NOT YOURS."
<Teito> .......
<Devit> "HOT OR COLD"
<Hakuren> "OW."
<Devit> "Guess that's cold . . . "
<Teito> hot...hotter... COLD FREEZING OW FROSTBITE
<Hakuren> sob
<Devit> drfvbn hahahaha
* Devit posts it on LJ
* Teito whaps Devit, no vajayjay for you


THANKS KIRA

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[makes a new tag in this journal]
halfcocked: (Candy Mountain Ticky!!)
DEVIT GOES DOWN ON A GIRL

<Devit> Again, even if he were straight. He just. Never would. And if he did he would suck.
<Sora> ... yeaaaaaaaah.
<Devit> She'd be all FOR FUCK'S SAKE GET OUT OF THERE
<Devit> "But I think I found--" "NO YOU DIDN'T"
<Sora> If Devit were straight, he'd be more -- sort of the wham-bam-fuck-you-ma'am type.
<Devit> YES HE WOULD
<Devit> amusingly he wouldn't be like that with a guy
<Teito|scrubs> pfft
<Sora> WOULD HE BE BETTER WITH A GUY
<Devit> women just don't register to him in the same way, so he wouldn't--care.
<Devit> HE WOULD, YES
<Morrolan> I have this hideous image of Devit with a flashlight and an anatomy text.
<Devit> yugyuhjmXDDD
<Morrolan> Which I felt it necessary to share.
<Morrolan> "I KNOW IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE"
<Sora> HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS
<Devit> One of those light helmets
<Sora> HE CAN POINT IT OUT ON THE DOLL
<Sora> That'd be adorable
<Morrolan> "ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANYTHING ANYTIME SOON, I'M GETTING BORED"

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