ITP: MOST AWKWARD NOAH

[halfcocked]

[later that evening, someone is looking for Jasdero]

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Is bad! Hee!! Dero shouldn't... Dero doesn't... Hee!! [So embarrassed.] Dero felt disgusting. Hee!!

Wait... Hakuren? Hee!!

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Y-yeah, I mean, obviously I get wet dreams about him . . .

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T-that's why? Hee!! [This makes things so, so much worse.]

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--Wait, what, you didn't know it's--well, not always!? I mean I've also had wet dreams about weird people I don't even like 'cuz I'm a man and that just happens!

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So Dero can dream about someone, but it doesn't mean he likes him like Dero likes Hakuren. Right? Right? Hee!!

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Right, right! I mean I love Hakuren! I'm marrying Hakuren! But one time I had a wet dream about like . . . I dunno, once I had one about Michael's whore ex-boyfriend and I don't even like him, that was weird. And I woke up and it felt gross, yeah, but--it's not like I did something wrong, it just happens because of your body!

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[He just blushes furiously, and stares very hard at his pants. They're fascinating, didn't you know?] ...Dero thinks his body should be good. And behave! Hee!!

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If it did probably almost none of this would've happened . . .

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...Hee!! Dero is confused a little.

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--You can, uh, ask me stuff.

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...Dero doesn't know what to ask! Hee!!

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I didn't think so . . .

. . . Was it Cross?

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...Hee!! [Just buries his face in his hands, he doesn't think it's possible to get more embarrassed than this.]

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Shit . . . what is it about him??

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Hee!! Dero doesn't know what to say! [Face is still in his hands, he won't even look at Devit.]

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It's just, I don't get it, he's not even that hot, and he's such an asshole, but people fall all over his cock and maybe if he dyed his hair and shaved that ugly-ass beard off . . . !

--Sorry! I mean this isn't directed at you!

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[He's quiet for a minute, and then he all but whispers.] ...Dero likes his hair! Hee!! And... [Shutting himself up about that now.]

...Dero isn't mad! Hee!!

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His hair would be better blond . . . and what?

[genuinely curious]

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Dero likes it red. Dero has golden hair, Cross can have red hair. Hee!! ...Dero likes that it's long, and soft. And Dero likes Cross's arms, Dero liked it when Cross held him. And...

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Holy shit, this is so weird, that's enough--

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...Devit asked! Hee!! [Face. It's back hiding behind those hands again.]

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I know but I overestimated how much I could listen to you talking about Cross being like some romance novel hero! Like the cover of one of Shuri's books!

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Dero didn't talk about him like that. Dero just said what he liked! Hee!!

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I didn't mean--look, it's not your fault . . . wouldn't you get weirded out if I told you all about how much I want to suck Hakuren's dick or something?

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...[You can almost hear the crickets.]