ITP: MOST AWKWARD NOAH

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[later that evening, someone is looking for Jasdero]

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Devit is happy? Then Dero is happy! Hee!! [Leans against while he eats.]

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. . . Yeah. I feel--different, Jasdero. I feel like I can think.

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What is Devit thinking about? Hee!! [If he feels like he can think, he's clearly thinking.]

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--Eh? Right now? Or like in general?

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Devit feels like he can think! Hee!! So Devit is thinking about something!

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Uh, about . . . me?

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...Oh. Hee!! Dero thinks about Devit a lot.

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All good stuff, right? [elbows him playfully]

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The best stuff! Hee!! [Giggles a little, he's happier now.]

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[ruffles his hair] I think we're good. I think we're okay! I'm happy!

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[Beaming, just beaming.] Jasdevi is good! Hee!! And Dero is glad that Devit is happy!

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I want you to be happy too! So--we'll always be Jasdevi! Always! But I won't ever be mad if you make a new friend! It's good!

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Always Jasdevi! Always! Hee!! ...Dero is glad. Dero just wishes that Cross was nice to Devit. [Huffs a little.]

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I hate him is why! He expects me to like him first, and I'm not gonna! If I started sucking his dick all the time he'd looooove me, but I'm not gonna be nice unless he stops giving me shit first and apologizes, and that's never gonna happen~

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Cross should be nice anyway. Hee!! [Doesn't really comment on the rest of it. It's just not something to think about. And finishing the curry now.]

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Yeah he should be! But he's not!

. . . Hey, uh. Hey. So. Uh.

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...Huh? Hee!!

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U-uh, so . . .

[shit, how do I do this . . . ]

So I--the other day, I mean a couple weeks ago, when you were hiding in the bathroom.

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...[Oh crap he noticed oh crap what to say?]

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..................Dero hid there! Hee!!

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Y-yeah, I noticed that. It's--fine! It's normal! I mean it happens to me all the time! I mean, shit, pretend I didn't say that but--no, it's natural because it happens to guys so--!

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...Wasn't normal! Was bad! Hee!! A-and Dero doesn't want it to happen again.

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It's not bad! Just kinda really embarrassing . . . look, that's--what I get about Hakuren, so--

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Is bad! Hee!! Dero shouldn't... Dero doesn't... Hee!! [So embarrassed.] Dero felt disgusting. Hee!!

Wait... Hakuren? Hee!!

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Y-yeah, I mean, obviously I get wet dreams about him . . .

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T-that's why? Hee!! [This makes things so, so much worse.]