AU #666: A TINGE OF DOUBT CROSSES MY MIND

[halfcocked]

[sprawled on Hakuren's bed with his laptop, dicking around on Google again; without preamble, begins to read in an attempt at a silky voice:]


I dream'd this mortal part of mine
Was Metamorphoz'd to a Vine;
Which crawling one and every way
Enthralled my dainty Lucia.
Me thought, her long small legs & thighs
I with my Tendrils did surprize;
Her Belly, Buttocks, and her Waste
By my soft Nerv'lits were--


--her what? This one sucks! Lemme find a better one. Her waste!?

Comments

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[nuzzles into his neck again |DDD]

Yeah, I could tell . . .

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

[allows, grumpily >:]

You needn't be so smug about it.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[haha you're adorable]

If it feels good, it feels good! Watching you feel good feels good!

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

[no I'm not, I'm a grumpy teenager |<]

I thought you said only perverts watched.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

. . .

[forgot about that . . . ]

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

[HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN YOURSELF, SIR]

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I-I meant watched two other people, there's nothing perverted about watching if you're involved--

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

Isn't it worse if you're involved? I mean, really.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

It's natural, anyone would get turned on watching that . . .

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

Even so, it's still a little ...

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Are you calling me a pervert now??

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

I'm just failing to see any apprecitable difference between the two.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't wanna watch other people going at it, so it's definitely different!

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

...

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

. . . Weren't we gonna sleep??

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

I still think it's a legitimate question ...

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I'm not a pervert! I just like it when you get turned on!

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

You realize this doesn't actually sound any better.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

You saying you don't like it when I get turned on?

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

... I'm just saying it's strange -- and it is, you can't argue that.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well . . . sex is strange!

[reaches down and tweaks a little at one of Hakuren's nipples, not really trying to start anything, just making a point ha ha ha :D]

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

[alkdjr;ar yelps and swats at] Oh, honestly, you--!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! See, it's true! ♫

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

How would you like it if you were trying to have a serious conversation, and someone just -- did that?!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

If it was you, I'd like it a lot.