AU #666: A TINGE OF DOUBT CROSSES MY MIND

[halfcocked]

[sprawled on Hakuren's bed with his laptop, dicking around on Google again; without preamble, begins to read in an attempt at a silky voice:]


I dream'd this mortal part of mine
Was Metamorphoz'd to a Vine;
Which crawling one and every way
Enthralled my dainty Lucia.
Me thought, her long small legs & thighs
I with my Tendrils did surprize;
Her Belly, Buttocks, and her Waste
By my soft Nerv'lits were--


--her what? This one sucks! Lemme find a better one. Her waste!?

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[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Then go away!

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

[considers, then puts a hand on Devit's back, not really warning]

Was there anything else you needed, Shuri?

[bestest]

Just be quiet from now on, I don't ever want to have to--anymore!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Then don't come in next time! When'd you get home anyway!? Fine, I can do quiet!

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

... while I apologize for the noise, Shuri, if you didn't want to see, knocking is probably the thing to do.

[bestest]

Well I know that NOW! You really shouldn't do something like that if people can just walk in though!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[groans and leans his head on Hakuren's stomach]

A lock, we're getting a lock!!

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

[sighs, and pets the back of Devit's head]

You might be right ... Did you need anything else, Shuri?

[bestest]

No, no, I'm leaving!

[shutting the door!]

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[still muffled in Hakuren's stomach]

I-I can't believe that just fucking happened . . .

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

Ah, but now that it has, I think I can finally relax ...

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[tilts his head back up]

You talking about your cousin coming in or you coming in my mouth? I uh, I spit on your floor.

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

About all the interrupt--

...

You're cleaning that up, you know.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[sighs] Just--one second--

[getting up, I BETTER DO THIS BEFORE IT DRIES, and getting a tissue and taking care of it orz]

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

[yeah, YOU HAD BETTER, and meanwhile, is just going to be rubbing his temples and sighing a bit]

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[SHUT UP IT WASN'T MY FAULT. when he's done, flopping back onto the bed]

. . . Yeah, that was everyone, huh.

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

[leaning against, a little]

I think so, yes. We might finally be safe.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[rolling over partially onto Hakuren again, draping loosely, and putting Hakuren's hand back on the scar on his chest]

So at least the worst has happened! Like five times. So no need to worry about it anymore!

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

[tracing it absently, but yeah, beginning to relax]

You might be right, there. At this point, we've had about all the interruptions possible, correct?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[relaxes into it]

The Book Bishop and his dragon buddy would never come in, blinds are shut, everyone else has been in . . .

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

... I think we're safe, finally ...

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

So, uh . . .

[nuzzles into Hakuren's neck, kind of grinning against the skin]

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

[totally feeling that grin, tips his head back a little]

So ... ?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Oh, I dunno . . . [licks]

[a-holy-oak.livejournal.com]

[sighs again, more contently]

Maybe you have a list?